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The Freakshow Apocalypse (2007) is a English movie. Matthew Broomfield has directed this movie. Nicole Alexander,Eric Broomfield,Carrie Brown,Elisha Caplan are the starring of this movie. It was released in 2007. The Freakshow Apocalypse (2007) is considered one of the best Action,Comedy,Crime,Horror,Thriller movie in India and around the world.
A brand new epic myth of our modern apocalypse. The Order of Mystery, a secret society of necromancers dating back to ancient Sumeria, control the fate of the world. It is their duty to push back the armies of the abyss every 200 years through a series of ritual sacrifices. The Unholy Sideshow, a family of serial killer, black magician sideshow freaks, are next for the job that has prevented the coming of the dead for thousands of years. A bitter feud between Malerkus and Lazari, two mad scientist black magicians, causes the ritual to be delayed, setting off the balance of the living and the dead. It is up to The Amazing Barry Silver, a young magician and fakir, to stop them. With the help of The Enigma, a gum-shoe detective and guardian of The Order, Barry must stop Malerkus and Lazari before time runs out. As society has grown weak and deceitful so has the Order of Mystery. Witness the beginning of this action filled saga where evil battles evil while the fate of mankind lies in the...
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The Freakshow Apocalypse (2007) Reviews
This was just dumb pure and simple
I wanted to like this so much mostly based on the cover and description alone, but I can't. I get what they were trying to do with the story and the cinematography and such but the wonky noises throughout and the bad editing and weak acting, or lack thereof, really killed it for me. I don't even mind that it's a budget flick. There's a lot of good ones out there. Unfortunately this isn't one of them. I get that most of the "actors" are performance actors and actual acting isn't in their preferred talent description and that's OK. But this could have had such potential if it wasn't trying to be so stereotypically "mystifying" and bizarre. And I have no idea what the opening sequence had anything to do with the intended storyline. It was just pretty much freakshow freaks being just that. I probably would have enjoyed this more if it was some form of a twisted documentary take on them instead of this.... whatever you want to call it.
Make no mistake
A group of sideshow freaks without dental plans but with black magic powers are tasked to stop the bicentennial zombie apocalypse who apparently have dental but no dermatologist. This is a Chemical Burn film which historically goes from bad to uneven. This one was extremely bad. The soundtrack sounded like a bad Mr. Bungle tune. I got really tired of watching the same two guys swallow swords for no apparent reason over and over again. I mean okay, if the sword swallowing in real, a guy can relax his throat muscles. If it is not real, then okay, it's not real. Either way it is not entertainment no matter how often they do it. The film was mostly disjoint gore pron pretending to be something Crowley. Guide: F-word. No sex and no nudity
Filmed stage show as amateurish as it sounds
FREAKSHOW APOCALYPSE: THE UNHOLY SIDESHOW is just one of those filmed stage events in which the static camera captures a show put on by magicians and the like. This one has a dark edge with the magic tricks invariably involving buckets of fake gore and rubbery entrails and the like. The opening sequence features real-life body piercing and body modification, which is supposed to be 'horror' but is just a symptom of mental illness in my book. Inevitably there's no real coherence here, just a barrage of overacting that quickly becomes tiresome.