Don't Fuck in the Woods (2016)

Don't Fuck in the Woods (2016)

Brandy MasonScott GillespieBrittany BlantonAyse Howard
Shawn Burkett


Don't Fuck in the Woods (2016) is a English movie. Shawn Burkett has directed this movie. Brandy Mason,Scott Gillespie,Brittany Blanton,Ayse Howard are the starring of this movie. It was released in 2016. Don't Fuck in the Woods (2016) is considered one of the best Horror movie in India and around the world.

With the intention of celebrating their graduation from college, a group of friends and horror aficionados, decide to take a break and head off deep into the woods for a weekend of fun and debauchery. However, their plans for the perfect camping trip will soon fall to pieces, when a merciless entity attracted to the reeking scent of sexual activity will crash the party. Lethal and silent, the carnal predator that lurks in the thick dark shadows, will eventually hunt down the happy campers one by one until there's no one left. But didn't the kids know that funking in the woods is messy, unsanitary, and very, very dangerous?


Don't Fuck in the Woods (2016) Reviews

  • I dunno what everyone was expecting given the title...


    But when I commit to watching a movie called "Don't F*ck in the Woods" I don't expect to be treated to a top tier cinema experience. I expect to see young hot girls get some variety of naked, have simulated sex, and then be killed horribly... And that's EXACTLY what I got! Was it great? Nope... but it sure wasn't terrible! The dialog was great for the most part and they all seemed to be a real group of friends. So yeah... I don't get why all the other reviews are 1 and 2 stars... I've seen plenty of movies that make this look like a solid 8. I guess people just went in expecting too much, which I don't get given the title...

  • One of the worst movies I've ever seen


    How this movie possibly got an average rating of 8.7 (as of the first 45 ratings) is beyond me. I only watched this based off the ranking, but I am disappointed in the IMDb community that this rating would stand for more than a day. Basically the movie is about a creature that kills you if you have sex in the woods. It stars a porn star (Nadia White) who acts like you would expect a porn star to act, badly. There are a lot of pointless nude scenes in this movie, and was more of a soft core breast video than a cohesive movie. If you want to see women who expose their breasts, and then are killed, you might like this movie. Otherwise, go watch any other movie. The only reason I gave this movie a 3 was the camera work was decent, and some of the conversations were entertaining. Quintin Tarantino was always good at creating natural sounding conversations, and the beginning of this started like that. The rest was pure garbage.

  • A mystery more than a horror.


    I had to give it one star because zero isn't an option. I really don't know what to say, that hasn't already been covered by the other reviewers other than, this movie left me with a lot of unanswered questions. Such as: Who the hell makes these films? Why? How? Surely the production cost outweighs the incoming revenue? Who signs off on it's production? Are they proud of their work? Do they have any concept of shame? Is it an inside joke nobody gets the punchline to? Who are these humans? Are they some bored affluent people taking the Micky out of Hollywood? Are they even human? The list really does go on. The mystery will forever baffle me. Yet oddly depresses me too.

  • Don't get your hopes up.


    A group of twenty-something wastrels go camping in the woods, where they spend their time gassing, smoking weed, drinking beer, and, of course, f**king. What they don't realise, until it is too late, is that the area where they have set up camp is home to a bipedal lizard monster that doesn't take kindly to people humping in the woods. With such a brazen title, one might reasonably expect this film to be a bold, tongue-in-cheek, trashy horror flick that isn't afraid to deliver an excess of those essential genre ingredients, sex and gore, and that is precisely what writer/director Shawn Burkett strives to deliver, even so far as to getting a genuine pornstar, Nadia White, to take part in his shenanigans. However, a serious lack of both talent and budget results in a tedious film that fails on almost every level. The softcore sex and nudity is plentiful, but unappealing (unless, of course, you particularly like to see skeezy, out of shape, heavily tattooed types bumping uglies), the gore is strictly amateur hour, the acting is barely passable, and the less said about the film's creature the better. Don't F**k In The Woods also features lots of dull conversation that makes the film drag, even at a scant running time of only 73 minutes, and finishes with an inept imitation of Arnie classic Predator (which is referenced earlier in the film). To finish on more positive note, some of the camera-work is pretty decent for a low budget independent horror, with some especially impressive aerial shots.

  • Had to turn it off, like a amateur porno metal movie


    Well, I am not quite sure how this stuff even gets produced, the visuals are so bad and acting so terrible, it makes you think how OK those movies you hated previously really were. It's like a college made metal porno movie so be honest. The opening scene has what looks like a predator type alien in the scene. Looks like its in 360p it's that bad, I don't turn off many movies or delete them but this one will get deleted and I had to turn it off. It's worth a 1/10 at best.


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